Lily: Eww, Mommy you have whiskers on your legs!
*Apparently, even though I don't particularly care what my legs look like, it is important to Lily that I have smooth legs, especially when she wants to sleep on my tummy and her feet touch my legs.
Lily: Mommy, what's in my balloon?
Mommy: Uh, nothing. I don't see anything (I will admint I was a bit distracted getting ready for work)
Lily: No Mommy- there's something in there.
Mommy: Lily, honey, (taking the balloon from her hand and examining it) I don't see anything inside the balloon, okay?
Lily: There is too. There's Helium in there.
Mommy: Oh, yeah, Helium. Yes there is Helium in there. Sorry.