My Lily Flower: Smarty Pants

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Smarty Pants

Lily: Mom, what does eating your dinner have to do with starving children in China?

Mommy: *****ROFL*****

PS. Can you tell we watched A Christmas Story last night???

PSS. Is she, um, exactly and scarily like me as a child?

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Kid's Say the funniest things

Lily: Is Car Toys really the better way to go?

Lily: Oh Cheezits!

Lily: I smell like swamp.

Lily: Eww! It smells like toe!

Lily: Aww I'm burnt toast.

Lily: Mom, you know how I feel about clowns.

Lily: If I lose all my teeth I'll be like a gramma!

Lily: I don't know how to swim. I only know how to sink.

Lily: Thanks for saving my life!

Lily: I wanna put my face in your armpit!

Lily: I wish I had only one eye.

Lily: Mommy, I feel like a teenager. (Me: AHHH!!!)

Lily: Why does Tweety bird on those Tooney Loons talk?

Lily: I am freezing my face off!

Lily: I don't know why spiders up an elephant's nose makes him sneeze.

Lily: There sure are a lot of Sarah's in this world.

Lily: I'm going to give Martin the fist. (I think she means shake her fist at him??)

Lily: Mom- what do you think of my climbing career?

Lily: Martin- you're breaking my resting career!

Lily: I can't think. My brain is too small.

Lily: Hot dogs make me tired!

Lily and Kendra (Dressed identically): Martin won't be able to tell us apart!

Lily: I sure am glad we're not robots

Lily: I can't walk. I broke my silly bone!

Lily: There's dominoes in my head.

Lily: The rats left their cheese in my eyeballs (referring to what we call eye boogers)

Lily: Why don't sharks have fur?

Lily: I didn't know old mans (men) could still walk.

Lily: Bless my fur I have to go to the bathroom!

Lily: Mommy- you heartbrokened me. I don't have any love!

Lily: (drawing me) You have pickled eyes and a beard!

Lily: I can't even swim- but I can sink!

Lily: Mommy- Floyd won't meow into the microphone! Lily: I'm hot as a steaming vegetable.

Lily: When I grow up I'm going to have a baby and name her Sarah.

Lily: Oh- tartar sauce!

Lily: I want a blue trumpet. I've wanted one for 30 years!

Lily: Watch and learn Mommy!

Lily: Where do whales pee?

Lily: Floyd- don't turn your head that way! Your head will break off!

Lily: (very excitedly) Mom! Your brothers are my uncles!

Lily: Floyd- watch mom while I go potty!

Lily: Floyd's a genius!

Lily: I'm dreaming about a burrito in the sand.

Lily: It tastes good Mom! You got the right recipe!

Lily: I'm growing up. I have a pink zit.

Lily: I don't have any nose hair like you Mommy!

Lily: I'm dreaming about gloves and bugs and telephones and a baseball game

Lily: What holds my teeth in?

Lily: Don't let me vanish!

Lily: Lets sit in the living room and cuddle on each other.

Lily: Mom- I missed you so much! I am so happy to see you!

Lily: I hate you Mommy!

Lily: Aren't you charming?

Lily: Mom- we haven't done this in years!

Lily: I'm so big I could scare a lion. I'd squish him!

Lily: You gotta be careful! (After I hit my head on the cupboard corner)

Lily: Hey Thomas, can I give you a lift?

Lily: (her tummy rumbles) See, he's still hungry! (Can't argue with that!)

Lily:If we see at monkey at the zoo we might laugh!

Mommy: Lily, is there a pig in your underwear?

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Smarty Pants

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